sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

lanxs:

help

lanxs:

help

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

deathcrxsh:

brand new // millstone

deathcrxsh:

brand new // millstone

ruinlion:

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

ruinlion:

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

ele-kid:

shadesofambiguousareli:

yung-medusa:

omg

Oh Hell No

Chill

chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

princessmechanic:

#NeverForget the first delinquent to get sent down to earth for her crimes

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lameust:

humorlord:

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

Humor

 

bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

astrolocherry:

as a lamp (sagittarius), a star in space (leo)
an illusion (pisces), a dewdrop (gemini), a bubble (libra)
a dream (aries), a cloud (cancer), embroidery (Virgo) a flash of lightning (aquarius)
view all created things like this
time (capricorn), love (scorpio), and gravity (taurus)
the forces of power are invisible