This is like the study hall of my school. I appreciate all the windows. Natural light is best for working.
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
being interrupted mid sentence
'tourist, go home' when i was in italy, florence a couple of years back i saw this graffiti on a back alley, it is now my favourite picture. i think its extremely meaningful when you think about it, and you don't just think about the words 'tourist go home' extremely interesting
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
flying buttocks guys
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
Me when you talk
why is she naked
because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on
I better wake up every morning with my future bf cuddling my ass like that. worship
Cuddle with my butt so ik it’s real
need a girl with a big butt so i can use it as a pillow.
I have a pillow butt. I’m missing out on the girl part though.
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