life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.
This is literally my most favorite video on the internet
babe can i show you my d*ck
lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off
Kathie Lee Gifford on Celebrity Jeopardy
this is so fucking dope.
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic