ainsleysroom:

This is like the study hall of my school. I appreciate all the windows. Natural light is best for working.

ainsleysroom:

This is like the study hall of my school. I appreciate all the windows. Natural light is best for working.

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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vein:

'tourist, go home' when i was in italy, florence a couple of years back i saw this graffiti on a back alley, it is now my favourite picture. i think its extremely meaningful when you think about it, and you don't just think about the words 'tourist go home' extremely interesting 

vein:

'tourist, go home' when i was in italy, florence a couple of years back i saw this graffiti on a back alley, it is now my favourite picture. i think its extremely meaningful when you think about it, and you don't just think about the words 'tourist go home' extremely interesting 

thathilariousasian:

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

flying buttocks guys 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

2spookychild:

fugrats:

speecyspicymeatball:

Me when you talk

why is she naked

because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on

2spookychild:

fugrats:

speecyspicymeatball:

Me when you talk

why is she naked

because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on

cardiocutie:

nightwiiing:

smashbr0s:

optimus-prime:

I better wake up every morning with my future bf cuddling my ass like that. worship

Cuddle with my butt so ik it’s real

need a girl with a big butt so i can use it as a pillow.

I have a pillow butt. I’m missing out on the girl part though.

cardiocutie:

nightwiiing:

smashbr0s:

optimus-prime:

I better wake up every morning with my future bf cuddling my ass like that. worship

Cuddle with my butt so ik it’s real

need a girl with a big butt so i can use it as a pillow.

I have a pillow butt. I’m missing out on the girl part though.

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop