relahvant:

why do things have to cost money

dapussnboots:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

dapussnboots:

ME VS THE REAL WORLD

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand

fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

funneestuff:

we accept the patterns we think we deserve

funneestuff:

we accept the patterns we think we deserve

644 plays

bluhbluhhomestuck:

A preview of some song rewrites I’m working on for “BLOODY BLOODY KARKAT VANTAS”.

I present to you “I’m not that guy”, in which Karkat laments that he isn’t the revolutionary that his ancestor was.

(ps, I am tagging this with the wonderful and talented Bway Karkat in hopes he sees this~ )

KARKAT:

I WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD 

(OR THAT I COULD MAKE MY BLOOD A DIFFERENT COLOR)

WHO WAS IT THAT EVER SAID THAT MY

LIFE REALLY COULDN’T GET ANY DULLER

MY LUSUS DIED AND I CAN’T SEE A WAY TO CARRY ON

I’M NOT THAT GUY

I’M NOT THAT GUY

LIFE SUCKS

AND MY LIFE SUCKS IN PARTICULAR

LIFE SUCKS

AND MY LIFE SUCKS IN PARTICULAR

WHEN YOU HAVE NO ONE TO SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO,

HOW DO YOU FIND YOUR WAY?

WHEN YOUR PLANET DOESN’T HAVE A PLACE FOR YOU,

HOW DO YOU HAVE YOUR SAY?

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM PAY?

[SPOKEN:

ALL OF THESE SHITHEADED ASSHOLES WOULD RATHER ROLL AROUND IN HORN PILES THAN PROTECT OURSELVES. NO ONE’S DOING ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SESSION. EVERYONE IS JUST PRANCING AROUND POINTLESSLY LIKE DAMN IDIOTS, NO ONE IS TAKING CONTROL! SO I GUESS THEN THAT IT’S… I GUESS THEN THAT IT’S UP TO ME!! 1-2-3-4!]

SUNG:

THERE’S NOTHING LEFT INSIDE THE VEIL

PICK UP YOUR LIFE AND HIT THE GODDAMN TRAIL

AND WHAT IS HERE FOR ME IN THIS LABORATORY?

PICK UP YOUR WEAPON AND MAKE A STAND

YOU ALWAYS SAID I SHOULD BE LIKE THAT GUY

AND GUESS WHAT I’M TELLING YOU

I’M NOT THAT GUY

I’M NOT THAT GUY

WHO AM I?

I’M KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS.

AND MY LIFE SUCKS IN PARTICULAR.

LIFE SUCKS.

AND MY LIFE SUCKS IN PARTICULAR.

THE RAIN WILL RAIN DOWN.

THE BLOOD WILL BLEED OUT.

THE SWEAT WILL SWEAT…UH…FORTH. (GODDAMMIT ZAHHAK)

HOW CAN I BE THAT GUY?

HOW CAN I BE THAT GUY?

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend